South African Airways

I’d officially like to pledge my allegiance to this airline. They’re the first (and so far the only) airline that I’ve travelled business class with, so I have a loyalty there. And they’re on Star Alliance, so I get miles, which are always good :)

I’m in a good place right now, considering I thought this was going to be the worst flight I’ve ever taken in my life. It’s eleven hours from Johannesburg to London Heathrow, flying 5644 miles sat in economy, tired but unable to sleep, with plane food and no elbow room and I don’t have a copy of Mockingjay to read. I asked if I could upgrade to business class but they said all of the business class spots were taken. That was when I had to face the reality. x.x

Just for good measure, as I headed through the departure gate (after sadly saying goodbye to Shawna) I asked again if any spots had become available – you never know, someone doesn’t show up or switched to a later flight or something. But the woman took my ticket, going through her motions, scanning it as she told me that all the spots in business were full.

Then she scribbled out my seat, 85K, and switched it to 18G.

“Is that a window seat?” I asked.

“No, it’s aisle,” she replied, “but it’s all I have left.”

“Cool,” I shrugged, “thanks”.

But in my head, my casual “cool thanks” was far more than a casual “cool thanks”. In my head it was a whine: “what? Now I have to do everything I’ve already mentioned IN AN AISLE SEAT?”

(In the argument of aisle vs window, I’m firmly in favour of window because it means I only have to move for myself. I’m not inconvenienced unless it’s for my own benefit. Also you can sleep against the wall of the plane.)

I should clarify that I wasn’t that bitter. Planes are a modern miracle of machinery. My life is a happy one. I was just anticipating the oncoming discomfort with less joy.

So I get on the plane, show the woman my ticket, and she says “straight on and to your left”, and I say thank you and assume there’s some strange bit of the plane I haven’t noticed that’s to the left of me but is also still economy.

And then I notice 18 is the back row of seats for business class and somehow I’ve been UPGRADED FOR FREE.

And then my nonplussed “cool thanks” comes back to haunt me. Now I sound ungrateful. “Cool, you put me in the next class up for no money. It’s an aisle seat, so thanks, I guess.” I obviously wouldn’t have whined in my head about it being an aisle seat if I’d known it was an aisle seat in BUSINESS FUCKING CLASS :D

So this was just a wonderful turn of events, and means I’ll get a good night’s sleep tonight, which I am a happy about :) I was worried about not being rested enough because I’ve decided to visit my nan and grandad tomorrow – I haven’t seen them in a while, so I’m heading straight there off the plane. I’ve also decided to have a long bath tomorrow evening because I haven’t had a bath in years, not since we moved house and got a standing shower. Oh, and I’ll have Mockingjay. So it’ll be a wonderful peaceful day <3 Lessons learned in Zambia; take each day slowly, do things worth doing and enjoy the experiences, no matter how small.

Thanks to all the people who said I should write more in the comments of my last blog entry, by the way :) This blog is just a little outlet for me, so I’m glad people appreciate it.

x

  • http://sugandha90.livejournal.com/ Sug

    This by no means is a criticism or a whinge, but I much prefer your “life” blog posts as opposed to the music related ones. It reminds me of the good ol' diaryland days. I used to love reading those, and had planned to make my way through the archives- never got to though.

    Anyhow, seems like you had a fantastic time in Africa. and having been on a 8 hour flight while flying Business Class, I completely understand your excitement. The headphones are better, the screen is bigger and I got garlic bread for starters (yum!).

    P.S. Any chance of a VLR comeback? I was telling my friends about the woman who was stuck to her toilet the other day :)

  • Kristina

    You have a bath at your new house. Not just a standing shower.

  • http://shellzconlon.livejournal.com Meeshellz(Michelle)

    After reading about your time in business class, I must say, you have ruined economy for me. Way to go Alex. Way. To. Go. You might have ruined American Airlines as well. Oh well, glad to hear you had such an amaing time in Zambia. I kinda wish you could stay there a bit longer, just so I could keep hearing your stories about it. :)

  • alexandra

    Don't worry about the judging for this whole upgrade thing, Alex. There's nothing wrong with feeling joy after experiencing good fortune.

  • guS

    Heyo.

  • Lydia

    I've never flown business class. Then again, I've only flown about five times during my eighteen years of living.

    And I agree with one of the comments below, I prefer your “life” blog posts. Mostly because (and I'm not saying this to sound pathetic) your life is so much more fantastic than mine. It's fun to read about your experiences and what you're up to. I look forward to the day I graduate from this school of a whopping 140 students I go to and do something different.

    Anywho, I also agree that you should write more. Have you ever considered writing some kind of a book? You'd be excellent at it. Your writing style is good.

  • Amy

    You're so lucky to afford business class, even if you did get it for free this time. I've flown close to about 30 times in my 19 (urg, 19 today!) years on this planet, not ONCE in economy class. But I always have to have a window seat too.

    Last flight I went on was with Turkish Airlines. I'd had a horrific experience just like you did at customs.. my visa was 2 months expired so I was taken into the.. place.. you were and had to pay a fine of TWO HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS?? And then when I finally got on the plane I realised it was jam-packed, meaning even though I had a window seat I'd have to sit with strangers.

    By some small mercy, however, neither of the two people meant for the seats beside me showed up so I pretty much got to lie across the three seats for the 4 hours. Altho every time I woke up, someone new had plonked themselves down there.. which was odd.

    But still, even though I'd been nearly arrested, fined about £140, felt so sick I couldn't eat the food, I still enjoyed the flight just because of me getting the ONLY spare seats left on the plane all to myself aha.

  • Amy

    *Not once in BUSINESS class. I've always flown economy :P

  • http://twitter.com/Stanoklokt Madeleine

    I have to say that it's been great to read (and watch the videos) about your trip to Zambia. It gave me more understanding to what it's like to go to a country in Africa and explore the more non-glamorous side of it and how much people do to strengthen a community. I'm (hopefully) going to South Africa next spring to take part in a similar project, and to read about all the stuff you've seen really makes me want to go even more!

    By the way. You write really good. I hope you'll continue to write this much when you're back in the UK. :) <3

  • http://twitter.com/fernandavalenti Fernanda Valenti

    i must say that i prefer an aisle seat than the window, because my legs don't fit the space between seats and i get pin and needles…also, you can move more in the aisle than in the window seat, which is great for me because i move a lot, and i don't mind moving a bit for others although i've only flown in the aisle once, so my arguments might by completely irrelevant.

  • Mari :)

    You allways write the longest blogentries I have ever seen. Normaly, I wouldn't bother reading it. But with your blog .. Well… I enjoy every single word of it. I look forward to checking it every day. And I get a bit sad when you haven't posted anything. :(
    Keep going. Each word on your blog is a little piece of pure gold :D It's sacred :O Don't touch.

  • Natalie

    the window seat is nice because you get to look out at all the nice views, but i've had issues with it in the past. the last time i was on a plane i was squished in next to this really fat guy and he immediately fell asleep and started snoring like there was no tomorrow. then you can't get out to go to the bathroom and there's no possibility of squeezing by or even moving for that matter. oh, and waking him up was impossible. he seemed set on trapping me in and thwarting my escape plans. *sigh* just a warning. you should appreciate your aisle seat!

    oh, btw, i love your blog and i'm glad you had a nice trip! :D

  • not_bill_tan

    Hi Alex,

    I’m a fan. Of you. Of your friends. I’ve enjoyed nearly all of your combined creative output. Whether it be music, writing, comedy pieces, or random musings, it’s a few minutes a day of smiley time. Most of all, I like to think that you and your mates support each other in friendship and share equally in your joys and disappointments.

    So it was with a little sadness that I observed some sniping about your choice to fly business class to and from doing charity work in Zambia. One tweet went so far as to suggest that choosing to fly in the front cabin on the heels of your up close and personal experience with African deprivation made your upgrade from economy even more distasteful.

    Naturally, even BFFs can have disagreements, but I found those objections specious in the extreme. Life isn’t a zero sum game: the good you do for yourself does not detract from the good you do for others. Let’s not forget that your Africa vlogs helped raise awareness of Worldvision’s charitable works and encouraged your many fans to sponsor a child as you yourself did do.

    So if you’re fortunate enough to be able to buy an upgrade from coach or, better yet, to be given one for free, I’d hope your friends would be happy for you. Furthermore, your blogs on the subject haven’t been boastful or proud, but instead have let us readers in on your joy and excitement at experiencing a cool and novel new thing.

    Flying business is not a morality test. No more than, say, attending a music festival in Reading. I’m just sayin’.

    Cheers!

  • Rest in Awesome Esther

    I love you and this is in no way supposed to be mean, but I think it's a bit strange that you were “whining” about not being in business class after a trip to an impoverish country in Africa…

  • Steph

    I suppose my initial reaction when I read your tweets about this subject was in quite the same sense as the @replies from some of your friends. (Have you seen them yet? 'Cause, like, there were a few.)
    But after reading this blog entry I feel kind of different. I'm not sure why, but I feel like you can be excited and boast about your business class seats. Well, what came off as boasting from your tweets, just came off as gratitude in this post.
    Or I might just be talking rubbish at the moment. I'm not good at explaining stuff xD

  • Anna

    You should write a book about something. I would definately buy it then. Reading this blog really makes my day. :D Thumbs up!

  • Erica

    i think he sounded like he was bragging on twitter because he had a limited amount of words to express himself xD [does that make sense?] where as the blog can be as long as he wants :)..i think..:P x

  • Laura (no relation to Oh)

    This is in no way related And i really shouldn't put this on your charity blog post but somehow reading your last few posts really put me in the mood for this song. I'm not sure why though. But give it a listen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYfsJ6rXgoc&feat…

    It's oh laura
    Frida is awesome

  • http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/starrideremily Emily

    So we have these top-of-the-line motion-sensor drinking fountains in our new school, but they aren't very sensitive so you have to stand in precisely the right spot and wave in just the right way to make them work. Today I saw two little kindergartners standing at the fountain, and one of the kids said to the other, in a very sad voice, “I must be a Muggle after all. I can't get the magic fountain to work.”

    That was actually a story my friend told me, but I thought you would enjoy it =)

  • Rebecca

    I'm happy for you, Alex. :D The longest plane ride I've been in was 16 hours, from US to Hong Kong. In economy. Twice, back and fourth. LOL.
    The bit where you said, “Take each day slowly…”, really inspired me. I really, really, REALLY love your blogs. :D

  • Rachel Colleges

    I've really enjoyed reading about your Zambian experience so far. I've been sharing with my mom. She doesn't know what a blog is, but appreciates them as well. Keep up the entertaining commentary, I”ll be waiting (but not in a creepy way). :)

  • Dylan =]

    Hey Alex, I just love the way you tell stories like these :] And you said that you were going to have a wonderful peaceful day… with Mockingjay?! No spoilers or anything, but I personally sobbed throughout the entire book. It's very intense. BUT SO GOOD! I'm sure you'll love it because it's really deep and meaningful and I see you as a deep and meaningful guy <3 oh, and maybe you could write a blog about how you liked it when you finish? I'd love to hear your opinion!

  • Emily

    Totally unrelated but I immediately thought of you when I saw this. There must be a video here somewhere – http://mylifeistwilight.com/

  • mary

    I'm glad you enjoyed Zambia and it's awesome you're spreading so much awareness about the country and it's people. I loved your vlogs/blogs and it dispelled a lot of the stereotypes I had about Africa and really helped me understand world vision better, so thankyou :D
    I have got to say though, even though you write about it with a kind of ecstatic joy I don't think I've ever felt, I have no idea what's so good about business class – economy works for me :D

  • arica.

    I like reading your blogs. They're mostly interesting stories about you day-to-day life that I can generally relate to. I don't think I've ever been annoyed reading your blog which is a first as my blog-reading experience goes. I think you should rename your blog to “story time with Alex Day”. I'll make the theme song! :D

  • Erica

    mlia > mlit

    xD

  • http://twitter.com/izzy17pro Izzy

    Your blogs are amazing no matter what they're about, much like Lex's blogs are always interesting. In this one I really love the way you sort of showed what you were thinking at each point, it was like having a mini Alex talking in my head lol
    oh and I wouldn't criticise you for whatever plane seats you were in, I've never even been on a plane, and never escaped England ( subtle suggestion.. take me with you if you go somewhere interesting again..)

    I seem to have got a little distracted from the point of this comment.. Alex you're amazing and so are your blogs and your friends and I love your writing style :)

  • Jenni

    ufft, some people have all the luck! ;-)

    x

  • Mortadelle

    Ah, paradoxes. Fascinating, fascinating paradoxes. ;)

  • Mortadelle

    Love your blogs. I just came back from vacation. A real one, with beach, sea, crabs, lobsters, quahogs (this must be one of the strangest words in English), shell crabs, flat fishes, snails, starfishes, etc. – all live at the bottom of the ocean, observed by my dad and I as we were free diving. An unplugged vacation – no Internet, no phone, no TV, no computer. And I come back and I spend a relaxing nite going over your blogs and videos and it takes my vacation to a pleasant close.

  • http://www.myspace.com/fairandsquareband Christian

    Alex, with all due respect, having gone to Zambia and experienced the poverty which you saw there (all but improved through world vision) isn’t it a bit much to then whine about the possibility of flying in economy class?

    Just a thought – but other than that, great to have you back again :D xx

  • laura

    i love reading your blogs! :) x

  • http://twitter.com/live4music3823 Mary Pedraza

    I don't know why I have been coming onto your website for like 4 months now and I have not read any of your blog posts yet. But, I am glad I chose this one to read.

  • http://twitter.com/live4music3823 Mary Pedraza

    I don't know why I have been coming onto your website for like 4 months now and I have not read any of your blog posts yet. But, I am glad I chose this one to read.

  • Meggymoo

    woaaah luckyyy she must have fancied ya!!!

  • Tasha

    A hunger games fan :)

    I read mockingjay the first day it was out (yes, i do that with any book i've been wanting to read for months!).

    Won't say anything, because i don't want to spoil it, but blog what you thought of it once you've read it!

    x

  • Gem

    i totally get that mini Alex too!

  • Gemma

    Alex – OMG HI OMG =D … (remember the shirt? probably not, eh?)

    Anyways, with mockingjay, you should do an “Alex Reads Mockingjay” video, i havent read any of the hunger games, but i'm thinking of getting them sooon. :D

  • Ysa1790

    you should totally fly internationally with with an asian airline. The service is amazing and polite. I flew economy class but felt like i was flying business class.

  • DeniseSaysHiAlex

    Lucky you :D

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