I haven’t blogged much recently, but you already know that. “Yeah where have you been? What else do you have to do, Alex?” Fuck you.
For the last three days, I’ve developed a sore throat and watched – or, felt – it grow steadily worse. It feels like there’s something lodged in there so whenever I sing, or swallow, or yawn, it hurts. I’ve had so many Strepsils that I’m starting to suspect a Strepsil has got stuck in there and is the cause of my unending misery. (Except for that being obviously not true.)
In fact, when I got home today, my throat was SO painful I could hardly speak, and my mum marched me into the kitchen where I proceeded to consume honey, cough syrup, Lemsip Max, gurgled salt water, and – you guessed it – Strepsils. Is it possible to overdose on Strepsils? What a way to go. Your final moments consumed by the medicinal strawberry flavour as they dissolve your insides away.
My throat feels nearly completely healed, now, but I’m sure it’s just a temporary measure, a result of it being doped up on all the throat mixtures my mother shovelled at it.
Today was the first day of three consecutive days that I’ll be in Dreamtrak Studios recording my new three-track electronic video game-inspired EP. I know that’s quite a long title, so for short I’ve dubbed it “117% Complete” – a Spyro The Dragon reference. (The studio is in Hackney, the same place I recorded Chameleon Circuit. Hackney is where music HAPPENS. That should be their slogan. Does Hackney have a slogan?)
The first song, “Sonic Doesn’t Need A Story”, was all but finished today (the ‘all but’ being that, rather crucially, it’s missing my voice). Tomorrow we’ll start on “I Hate Mario Kart Wii” and on Monday we’ll finish with “Pokémon, What Happened To You?”
So I’m spending the evening tucked up in bed, fully clothed, listening to Dan Deacon, waiting for Lily on Skype, and trying not to move my neck. And resisting the urge to send my new song to everyone on my Skype list who’s online right now with a message saying “LISTEN! NEW MUSIC BY ME! AHHHHH!” It sounds great, it really does. Tom knows exactly what he’s doing and whenever I had a criticism, he’d already be thinking the exact same thing. And we always found a way to resolve/improve what we didn’t like. He’s just brilliant.
I even thought about copying a bit of it to upload here, but I don’t wanna spoil the surprise. I’ll release it on (provisionally) March 15th, and when that happens you can all rush here to click the embedded player and hear it for free just like Parrot Stories, and it’ll be very exciting and fun (although you can also pre-order if you have faith in my/Tom’s abilities). I want that “silence till March 15th” rule to include even my best friends (with exception of Tom, who will help make it, and Alan, who will have to manufacture it). That way the release day means as much to me as it does to you, it’ll be a mutual “ahh let’s find out what it’s like/what people think” experience.
I will tell you that the song very much reflects the Sonic gaming experience – it feels like you progress through ‘levels’, there are distinct sections to it, and I used the melodies from Green Hill Zone, the Sonic 1 drowning music and the Sonic 1 theme as a basis for what I’ll eventually be singing. (Also, one of the instruments – in fact the very first thing you hear – was the result of Tom saying ‘let’s have something that sounds like the Animal Hospital theme! I love that’. Fact.)
Tom and Oli speak in a different language, by the way. “I want the music to release. Take up the attack but then feed through the delay until it oscillates at a 16th beat.” I can vaguely guess what that means, but it mostly sounds like a covert code for my assassination.
It’s less than two hours until my next Strepsil.
x


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'my mum marched me into the kitten' – teehee!
I'm so excited to hear 117% Complete. SO EXCITED. Miss you, goober. <3
Oh, you just HAD to go and correct the typo, didn't you, rendering a good portion of my comment irrelevant to anybody else who reads it. Psssh.
Awww poor Alex! Having a sore throat is the absolute worst thing to have, especially when you're supposed to be singing and stuff :(
I hope you get well soon!
& I am excited for the EP :)
I've been equally sick as well. Illness ftl!
I'm very excited for 117% complete. And I must agree, that whole talking thing DOES sound like an assassination plan. But don't worry, I've quickly learned that theatre speak sounds just the same. Much love, Jessie
Ouch. Sore throats suck. I'm also suffering from one at the moment. I've been coughing like crazy these past few days. Strepsils = WIN.
Also, 117% Complete sounds amazing. I can't wait to hear it. :)
There seems to be a cold sweeping the nation…. i had the few days of a sore throat and now I've lost my voice. It sucks… :(
What's a “Strepsil?” It doesn't sound pleasant.
Strepsils are fruity-tasting lozenges. They're actually surprisingly pleasant!
Oh, so it's a cough drop? That's not so bad, then. Not that I'd want to eat a million of them.
Strepsils are supposedly bad for singers cos they dry out the throat. drink lots of water instead. that's what my singing teacher tells me anyway.
strepsils ohh the DEVIL! D: U can actually become addicted to them. It's no fun:/
March 15th = my bday:)
I recommend green tea. With a spoon of honey. 2 cups a day practically got me through the entire 15-day Europe tour with my school's choir. (Believe me, I still got sick. Just didn't screw my vocal chords up.)
On a completely unrelated note, I was wondering if you could post instrumental versions of your songs. I'm entering a singing showcase, and I'd really like to sing “Hearts” (with your permission, of course).
(:L) <—That's a smilie, by the way.
Hope you get better! :)
…and I can't wait to hear the new songs.
I second that – instrumentals of your songs would be awesome! :) x
When i get a cold it really does turn into a game of “watch the clock, when's my next strepsil?”
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Get better soon! :) x
:( I hope your throat gets better quickly… or you'll have to spend more of your money on studio time so you can record the vocals.
Anyway, Good Luck with 117%! And what a coincidence, my brother's playing Sonic 1 in the other room :D
true story, I was in a play for a few week and lost my voice, then became literally dependant on strepsils. I'd advise you wean yourself off them, Alex, they do actually make your throat worse if you take them a lot ><
Slightly worried now….I tend to shovel down the strepsils the moment I feel even a little hoarse….I just looked it up and apparantly 'Symptoms of overdose may include nausea, vomiting, gastrointestinal irritation and drowsiness, blurred vision dizziness', but more worryingly, 'Gastrointestinal bleeding, ulceration or perforation' which can be fatal, can happen with no warning no matter how many you've eaten..there's a nice long list I've found of all the ways they can kill you…..I might just lay off the throat sweets…hope you feel better soon though…:)
DON'T DIE ALEX!!!
I don't think u can overdose on them but strepsils can get VERY addictive if u have too many. That happened to me last time I had a really sore throat. I wont go near the things now. Hope you feel better soon though.
I felt like that when i had swine flu, I was off school for 2 weeks. Cant wait for 117% complete! And just thought id add – when i went to see Bowling For Soup live they had a support band which had the mario music in the song and it sounded great. I cant wait to hear your songs. :D
Get better soon x
Yes, you can indeed overdose on strepsils, and it's not generally a good idea, it can be pretty unpleasant and also make your throat worse, warm water with plenty of honey is good for a sore throat, and it won't dry it out :)
Also, how do I pre-orde 117% complete? Hoooow???
Hope you feel better soon, if your throat still feels like something may be lodged back there it'd be a good idea to get it checked out.
xx
I don't know about overdosing on strepsils, but apparently they have laxative effects so I wouldn't have too many. 0_o
I'm really looking forward to hearing your new songs, I especially liked “I hate MarioKart Wii”. <33
I'm imagining a graphic, something like a thermometer, marked in percentages and topping off at 117%. Each day you can mark off what percent of “117% complete” is complete. Heal, O Golden throat, heal.
I think you actually CAN overdose on Strepsils. A while ago I had a really bad sore throat too, and I was eating massive amounts of Strepsils to try and get it under control. Then I noticed that on the box it said “Do not take more than one every two hours” or something…
I've totally got the same throat thing. Uni was hell today. Talking of Uni, you should tour round the UK. Leeds would be happy to have you.
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